Unhinged Apparel & Stickers
Horny, absurd, and always ready to throw down.
Customer Favorites
The unhinged tees flying off the shelves. Our most-loved designs — printed to order, worn with zero shame.
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Fart As Loud As Your Anus Will Allow – Samurai Frog Tee
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Pocket Full of Glock – Skull and Rose Shirt
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Insane and Horny - Bear Tee
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Gas Station War Veteran - Skull Tee
Regular price $26.99 USDRegular priceSale price $26.99 USD
Feral Favorites
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F*ckass B*tch – Funny Horse Tee
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My Demons Would Titty F*ck Yours– Smoking Frog Sticker
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Insane and Horny - Bear Tee
Regular price $26.99 USDRegular priceSale price $26.99 USD -
Hot Porta Potty – Smoking Frog Sticker
Regular price $9.99 USDRegular priceSale price $9.99 USD
Shop by Theme
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Smoking & Samurai Frog
The frog says what you're thinking. Smoking frog, samurai frog, snail-and-frog —...
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Skull Shirts & Stickers
Skulls with a sense of humor. Cowboy skulls, dripping skulls, skull-and-roses —...
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Samurai & Warriors
Honor, discipline, and fart jokes. Samurai frogs, warrior bears, shogun raccoons and...
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Cowboy Stuff
Western humor, zero manners. Cowboys, cowboy skulls and cowboy cats with captions...
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Bear Necessities
Bears with attitude. Warrior bears, viking bears, smoking bears and the occasional...
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Raccoon Crew
Pure trash-panda chaos. Pirate raccoons, samurai raccoons, knight raccoons and one very...
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Fish Tales
Screaming fish, perverted fish, fish having a worse day than you —...
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Cats & Kittens
Cats that have clearly given up. Space cats, samurai cats, cowboy cats...
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Vintage Flash Tees
Old-school tattoo flash, modern soft tees. Tiger, wolf, fox and leopard stare...
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Who is Burrito Meltdown?
A late-night horny meme page that got way out of hand. 80,000+ feral bastards, hundreds of millions of views, and a cast of cartoon degenerates always ready to throw down. You wanted to wear the memes — so now you can.




